What Language is that?

I saw the linguistic test at Frizzen Sparks first, then at Technicalities, so I had to try it out. After answering several questions about how I pronounce 'Route', and whether I grew up calling the sub-level of a house a 'Cellar' or a 'Basement', here is the verdict ... Your Linguistic Profile: 70% General American English 15% Dixie 10% Yankee 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak? Considering I've never lived in the upper midwest, I have no idea where that part came from. I'm just a linguistic Mutt!